jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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Why I love bats

lovelikesagander:

JUST LOOK AT THEM

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BEING ALL HAPPY AND SHIT LIKE

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I GOTS THE WATERMELON

LOOK AT ME BEIN’ A BATRITO

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THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE

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AND THEIR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY

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AND LOOK AT THEIR LITLLE FACES

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AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE NOSES

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AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS

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AND THE AWKWARD WAY THEY WALK

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DOESN’T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FUCKING MELT?

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